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03-18-2006, 02:17 PM
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Friday March 17 7:35 PM ET


"South Park" has declared war on Scientology. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of the animated satire, are digging in against the celebrity-endorsed religion after a controversial episode mocking outspoken Scientologist Tom Cruise was yanked abruptly from the schedule Wednesday with an Internet report saying it was covert warfare by Cruise that led to its departure.
"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the "South Park" creators said in a statement Friday in Daily Variety. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!"
The Internet blogger hollywoodinterrupted.com said Thursday that Cruise threatened to not promote "Mission: Impossible 3," a surefire summer blockbuster, if the offending episode ran. Comedy Central is owned by Viacom, as is Paramount, which is putting out the film.

Cruise's representative, Arnold Robinson, told The Associated Press Friday that the mega-star made no such demands.
"Not true," Robinson said. "I can tell you that he never said that."
A call by The Associated Press to a Paramount representative was not returned Friday.
The episode in question, "Trapped in the Closet," which first aired last November, shows Scientology leaders hailing Stan, one of the show's four devilish fourth-graders, as a savior. A cartoon Cruise locks himself in a closet and won't come out. An animated John Travolta, another famous Scientologist, enters the closet to try to get him out.
The battle began in earnest earlier this week when Isaac Hayes, another celebrity Scientologist and longtime show member voicing the ladies' man Chef quit the show, saying he could no longer tolerate its religious "intolerance and bigotry."
Stone and Parker didn't buy that either.
On Monday, Stone told The Associated Press, "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith in Scientology...He has no problem and he's cashed plenty of checks with our show making fun of Christians."
A Comedy Central spokesman said Friday that the network pulled the controversial episode to make room for two shows featuring Hayes. "In light of the events of earlier this week, we wanted to give Chef an appropriate tribute by airing two episodes he is most known for," the spokesman said.

kimstar
03-18-2006, 02:43 PM
That episode is fucking hysterical. Could be one of my favorites. It came out months ago, I'm suprised it took him this long to complain about it. Not only are they abusing Tom about his Scientology beliefs, there's also a scene when theyre screaming "Tom Cruise come out of the closet! Come out of the closet, Tom!" HAHA :chuckle I wouldn't doubt he was pretty pissed about that too. :chuckle

DeeDee2143
03-18-2006, 02:54 PM
o booo wat r they gonna do w/o chef???

Hater
03-18-2006, 03:05 PM
o booo wat r they gonna do w/o chef???


people still watch south park ?

Irina
03-18-2006, 03:22 PM
I :heart South Park

and I hope Top Cruise jumps off a bridge :agree

Bekim...
03-18-2006, 03:26 PM
people still watch south park ?


thats what i'm saying.. that shit was funny in 97

MiAmore
03-18-2006, 05:30 PM
oh god you guys are so tragically hip :rolleyes:

i watch south park constantly.. i love it.. i tivo every episode..

Bekim...
03-18-2006, 06:23 PM
oh god you guys are so tragically hip :rolleyes:

i watch south park constantly.. i love it.. i tivo every episode..
tom cruise is better then south park

MiAmore
03-18-2006, 06:27 PM
tom cruise is better then south park
okay beck.. whatever you say beck... :lostit

DeeDee2143
03-18-2006, 08:03 PM
people still watch south park ?
i actually buy the dvd's :shuffle

i love the "richer's" episode lol

OuTRiGHT
03-18-2006, 11:39 PM
ive never seen an episode, everytime i put it on i have to change it within seconds

SAMIRA
03-18-2006, 11:52 PM
I hope Top Cruise jumps off a bridge :agree


seriously :booted

lex
03-19-2006, 01:32 AM
That episode is fucking hysterical. Could be one of my favorites. It came out months ago, I'm suprised it took him this long to complain about it. Not only are they abusing Tom about his Scientology beliefs, there's also a scene when theyre screaming "Tom Cruise come out of the closet! Come out of the closet, Tom!" HAHA :chuckle I wouldn't doubt he was pretty pissed about that too. :chuckle
this episode was genius, then they bring in RKelly's crazy ass and he starts singing Trapped in the Closet, how funny was that shit

lex
03-19-2006, 01:33 AM
the way they make fun of current events is fantastic, how can anyone not like this show