Ca$ius
08-01-2007, 12:21 PM
i have never caught this episode from the beginning. is the sponge a pill? im lost here
View Full Version : 'Seinfeld's' Elaine's favorite contraceptive
Greyho
08-01-2007, 12:25 PM
No, it's something you stick in your vajingo and it absorbs half a dead babies. :agree
DEEPER KEMICAL
08-01-2007, 12:25 PM
i have never caught this episode from the beginning. is the sponge a pill? im lost here
no its an actual sponge
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraceptive_sponge
no its an actual sponge
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraceptive_sponge
discodino247
08-01-2007, 12:41 PM
Are you sponge-worthy?? You're gonna do something about those sideburns, right!?
Euphemisto®
08-01-2007, 12:42 PM
Load absorbant.
The Maestro
08-01-2007, 12:49 PM
great fuckin epsiode.......
"he got her # off an aids walk list??"
"he got her # off an aids walk list??"
Euphemisto®
08-01-2007, 12:51 PM
That's one thing about the Seinfeld series -- everyone, no matter how atrocious-looking, got his/her fair share of ass. George was a complete loser, but he got laid so many times by nice-looking girls. Jerry looked like a big dildo with those skin-tight pants and big curly hair, but he got laid. Kramer got laid. Fat Newman even had some gorgeous girl who he actually dumped back in the day.
christyne13
08-01-2007, 12:52 PM
Are you sponge-worthy?? ...
:LOL :agree
:LOL :agree
The Maestro
08-01-2007, 02:18 PM
elaine was a slut too
* She dates baseball player (and Kramer and Newman's nemesis) Keith Hernandez in "The Boyfriend, Part 1" and "The Boyfriend, Part 2".
* She also dates Dr. Tim Whatley, a dentist who appears in several episodes.
* Over several episodes in season 4, she dates "Crazy" Joe Davola, who is simultaneously stalking Jerry, unbeknownst to her until "The Opera".
* In "The Masseuse", she dates a man named Joel Rifkin, who shares the same name as a notorious serial killer.
* In "The Bizarro Jerry", she dates Kevin, the nice, kind antithesis of Jerry whose friends Gene, Feldman and Vargus are polar opposites of George, Kramer and Newman, respectively, each described as coming from the backwards Bizarro World of Superman comics.
* In "The Stall", her boyfriend Tony, dubbed a male bimbo or "mimbo" by Jerry, becomes George's new idol.
* In "The Wallet" she dates her psychiatrist, Dr. Reston, who has such control over her she calls him her Svengali (but mispronounces it "Svenjolly").
* In "The Checks", her boyfriend Brett is so obsessed with the song "Desperado" that she feels ignored whenever the song comes on. She tries to find a song that they can share and comes up with "Witchy Woman", but it doesn't work.
* During a restaurant dinner with a married couple in "The Good Samaritan", Elaine makes up an elaborate story that she once dated a romantic matador from Spain named "Eduardo Corrochio," which is actually the name of a famous Spanish tap dancer in the late 19th century.
* In "The Wizard", Elaine isn't sure if her boyfriend is African-American or not and gets mixed signals when she tries to find out.
* In "The Calzones" her boyfriend Todd Gack refuses to admit he is dating her.
* In "The Secret Code" she dates Fred Yerkes who remembers everything but her.
* In "The Beard" she went out of her way to turn Robert into a heterosexual but failed.
* In "The Smelly Car" her boyfriend Carl can't stand the stench of her hair.
* In "The Rye" her saxophone boyfriend John Germaine is ruined after they make out before the judges.
* In "The Stand-in" her boyfriend took "it out" of his pants after they had a laughing fit.
* She also dated The Wiz but was just entranced with him because she had seen him before in car commercials.
* In "The Gum", Elaine talks about having once dated Lloyd Braun, a mentally unstable politician and protégé of Kramer, and she wonders if he had a psychological break-down because she broke up with him.
* In "The Little Jerry", Elaine is dating Kurt, who proposes to her right after he realizes he's growing bald.
* She dates baseball player (and Kramer and Newman's nemesis) Keith Hernandez in "The Boyfriend, Part 1" and "The Boyfriend, Part 2".
* She also dates Dr. Tim Whatley, a dentist who appears in several episodes.
* Over several episodes in season 4, she dates "Crazy" Joe Davola, who is simultaneously stalking Jerry, unbeknownst to her until "The Opera".
* In "The Masseuse", she dates a man named Joel Rifkin, who shares the same name as a notorious serial killer.
* In "The Bizarro Jerry", she dates Kevin, the nice, kind antithesis of Jerry whose friends Gene, Feldman and Vargus are polar opposites of George, Kramer and Newman, respectively, each described as coming from the backwards Bizarro World of Superman comics.
* In "The Stall", her boyfriend Tony, dubbed a male bimbo or "mimbo" by Jerry, becomes George's new idol.
* In "The Wallet" she dates her psychiatrist, Dr. Reston, who has such control over her she calls him her Svengali (but mispronounces it "Svenjolly").
* In "The Checks", her boyfriend Brett is so obsessed with the song "Desperado" that she feels ignored whenever the song comes on. She tries to find a song that they can share and comes up with "Witchy Woman", but it doesn't work.
* During a restaurant dinner with a married couple in "The Good Samaritan", Elaine makes up an elaborate story that she once dated a romantic matador from Spain named "Eduardo Corrochio," which is actually the name of a famous Spanish tap dancer in the late 19th century.
* In "The Wizard", Elaine isn't sure if her boyfriend is African-American or not and gets mixed signals when she tries to find out.
* In "The Calzones" her boyfriend Todd Gack refuses to admit he is dating her.
* In "The Secret Code" she dates Fred Yerkes who remembers everything but her.
* In "The Beard" she went out of her way to turn Robert into a heterosexual but failed.
* In "The Smelly Car" her boyfriend Carl can't stand the stench of her hair.
* In "The Rye" her saxophone boyfriend John Germaine is ruined after they make out before the judges.
* In "The Stand-in" her boyfriend took "it out" of his pants after they had a laughing fit.
* She also dated The Wiz but was just entranced with him because she had seen him before in car commercials.
* In "The Gum", Elaine talks about having once dated Lloyd Braun, a mentally unstable politician and protégé of Kramer, and she wonders if he had a psychological break-down because she broke up with him.
* In "The Little Jerry", Elaine is dating Kurt, who proposes to her right after he realizes he's growing bald.
DEEPER KEMICAL
08-01-2007, 02:19 PM
elaine was a slut too
* She dates baseball player (and Kramer and Newman's nemesis) Keith Hernandez in "The Boyfriend, Part 1" and "The Boyfriend, Part 2".
* She also dates Dr. Tim Whatley, a dentist who appears in several episodes.
* Over several episodes in season 4, she dates "Crazy" Joe Davola, who is simultaneously stalking Jerry, unbeknownst to her until "The Opera".
* In "The Masseuse", she dates a man named Joel Rifkin, who shares the same name as a notorious serial killer.
* In "The Bizarro Jerry", she dates Kevin, the nice, kind antithesis of Jerry whose friends Gene, Feldman and Vargus are polar opposites of George, Kramer and Newman, respectively, each described as coming from the backwards Bizarro World of Superman comics.
* In "The Stall", her boyfriend Tony, dubbed a male bimbo or "mimbo" by Jerry, becomes George's new idol.
* In "The Wallet" she dates her psychiatrist, Dr. Reston, who has such control over her she calls him her Svengali (but mispronounces it "Svenjolly").
* In "The Checks", her boyfriend Brett is so obsessed with the song "Desperado" that she feels ignored whenever the song comes on. She tries to find a song that they can share and comes up with "Witchy Woman", but it doesn't work.
* During a restaurant dinner with a married couple in "The Good Samaritan", Elaine makes up an elaborate story that she once dated a romantic matador from Spain named "Eduardo Corrochio," which is actually the name of a famous Spanish tap dancer in the late 19th century.
* In "The Wizard", Elaine isn't sure if her boyfriend is African-American or not and gets mixed signals when she tries to find out.
* In "The Calzones" her boyfriend Todd Gack refuses to admit he is dating her.
* In "The Secret Code" she dates Fred Yerkes who remembers everything but her.
* In "The Beard" she went out of her way to turn Robert into a heterosexual but failed.
* In "The Smelly Car" her boyfriend Carl can't stand the stench of her hair.
* In "The Rye" her saxophone boyfriend John Germaine is ruined after they make out before the judges.
* In "The Stand-in" her boyfriend took "it out" of his pants after they had a laughing fit.
* She also dated The Wiz but was just entranced with him because she had seen him before in car commercials.
* In "The Gum", Elaine talks about having once dated Lloyd Braun, a mentally unstable politician and protégé of Kramer, and she wonders if he had a psychological break-down because she broke up with him.
* In "The Little Jerry", Elaine is dating Kurt, who proposes to her right after he realizes he's growing bald.
haha Elaine has some good parts.
* She dates baseball player (and Kramer and Newman's nemesis) Keith Hernandez in "The Boyfriend, Part 1" and "The Boyfriend, Part 2".
* She also dates Dr. Tim Whatley, a dentist who appears in several episodes.
* Over several episodes in season 4, she dates "Crazy" Joe Davola, who is simultaneously stalking Jerry, unbeknownst to her until "The Opera".
* In "The Masseuse", she dates a man named Joel Rifkin, who shares the same name as a notorious serial killer.
* In "The Bizarro Jerry", she dates Kevin, the nice, kind antithesis of Jerry whose friends Gene, Feldman and Vargus are polar opposites of George, Kramer and Newman, respectively, each described as coming from the backwards Bizarro World of Superman comics.
* In "The Stall", her boyfriend Tony, dubbed a male bimbo or "mimbo" by Jerry, becomes George's new idol.
* In "The Wallet" she dates her psychiatrist, Dr. Reston, who has such control over her she calls him her Svengali (but mispronounces it "Svenjolly").
* In "The Checks", her boyfriend Brett is so obsessed with the song "Desperado" that she feels ignored whenever the song comes on. She tries to find a song that they can share and comes up with "Witchy Woman", but it doesn't work.
* During a restaurant dinner with a married couple in "The Good Samaritan", Elaine makes up an elaborate story that she once dated a romantic matador from Spain named "Eduardo Corrochio," which is actually the name of a famous Spanish tap dancer in the late 19th century.
* In "The Wizard", Elaine isn't sure if her boyfriend is African-American or not and gets mixed signals when she tries to find out.
* In "The Calzones" her boyfriend Todd Gack refuses to admit he is dating her.
* In "The Secret Code" she dates Fred Yerkes who remembers everything but her.
* In "The Beard" she went out of her way to turn Robert into a heterosexual but failed.
* In "The Smelly Car" her boyfriend Carl can't stand the stench of her hair.
* In "The Rye" her saxophone boyfriend John Germaine is ruined after they make out before the judges.
* In "The Stand-in" her boyfriend took "it out" of his pants after they had a laughing fit.
* She also dated The Wiz but was just entranced with him because she had seen him before in car commercials.
* In "The Gum", Elaine talks about having once dated Lloyd Braun, a mentally unstable politician and protégé of Kramer, and she wonders if he had a psychological break-down because she broke up with him.
* In "The Little Jerry", Elaine is dating Kurt, who proposes to her right after he realizes he's growing bald.
haha Elaine has some good parts.
Lance Burkhart
08-01-2007, 02:53 PM
elaine was a slut too
* She dates baseball player (and Kramer and Newman's nemesis) Keith Hernandez in "The Boyfriend, Part 1" and "The Boyfriend, Part 2".
* She also dates Dr. Tim Whatley, a dentist who appears in several episodes.
* Over several episodes in season 4, she dates "Crazy" Joe Davola, who is simultaneously stalking Jerry, unbeknownst to her until "The Opera".
* In "The Masseuse", she dates a man named Joel Rifkin, who shares the same name as a notorious serial killer.
* In "The Bizarro Jerry", she dates Kevin, the nice, kind antithesis of Jerry whose friends Gene, Feldman and Vargus are polar opposites of George, Kramer and Newman, respectively, each described as coming from the backwards Bizarro World of Superman comics.
* In "The Stall", her boyfriend Tony, dubbed a male bimbo or "mimbo" by Jerry, becomes George's new idol.
* In "The Wallet" she dates her psychiatrist, Dr. Reston, who has such control over her she calls him her Svengali (but mispronounces it "Svenjolly").
* In "The Checks", her boyfriend Brett is so obsessed with the song "Desperado" that she feels ignored whenever the song comes on. She tries to find a song that they can share and comes up with "Witchy Woman", but it doesn't work.
* During a restaurant dinner with a married couple in "The Good Samaritan", Elaine makes up an elaborate story that she once dated a romantic matador from Spain named "Eduardo Corrochio," which is actually the name of a famous Spanish tap dancer in the late 19th century.
* In "The Wizard", Elaine isn't sure if her boyfriend is African-American or not and gets mixed signals when she tries to find out.
* In "The Calzones" her boyfriend Todd Gack refuses to admit he is dating her.
* In "The Secret Code" she dates Fred Yerkes who remembers everything but her.
* In "The Beard" she went out of her way to turn Robert into a heterosexual but failed.
* In "The Smelly Car" her boyfriend Carl can't stand the stench of her hair.
* In "The Rye" her saxophone boyfriend John Germaine is ruined after they make out before the judges.
* In "The Stand-in" her boyfriend took "it out" of his pants after they had a laughing fit.
* She also dated The Wiz but was just entranced with him because she had seen him before in car commercials.
* In "The Gum", Elaine talks about having once dated Lloyd Braun, a mentally unstable politician and protégé of Kramer, and she wonders if he had a psychological break-down because she broke up with him.
* In "The Little Jerry", Elaine is dating Kurt, who proposes to her right after he realizes he's growing bald.
am I missing something here? where is David Puddy listed? he was most significant of them all!
* She dates baseball player (and Kramer and Newman's nemesis) Keith Hernandez in "The Boyfriend, Part 1" and "The Boyfriend, Part 2".
* She also dates Dr. Tim Whatley, a dentist who appears in several episodes.
* Over several episodes in season 4, she dates "Crazy" Joe Davola, who is simultaneously stalking Jerry, unbeknownst to her until "The Opera".
* In "The Masseuse", she dates a man named Joel Rifkin, who shares the same name as a notorious serial killer.
* In "The Bizarro Jerry", she dates Kevin, the nice, kind antithesis of Jerry whose friends Gene, Feldman and Vargus are polar opposites of George, Kramer and Newman, respectively, each described as coming from the backwards Bizarro World of Superman comics.
* In "The Stall", her boyfriend Tony, dubbed a male bimbo or "mimbo" by Jerry, becomes George's new idol.
* In "The Wallet" she dates her psychiatrist, Dr. Reston, who has such control over her she calls him her Svengali (but mispronounces it "Svenjolly").
* In "The Checks", her boyfriend Brett is so obsessed with the song "Desperado" that she feels ignored whenever the song comes on. She tries to find a song that they can share and comes up with "Witchy Woman", but it doesn't work.
* During a restaurant dinner with a married couple in "The Good Samaritan", Elaine makes up an elaborate story that she once dated a romantic matador from Spain named "Eduardo Corrochio," which is actually the name of a famous Spanish tap dancer in the late 19th century.
* In "The Wizard", Elaine isn't sure if her boyfriend is African-American or not and gets mixed signals when she tries to find out.
* In "The Calzones" her boyfriend Todd Gack refuses to admit he is dating her.
* In "The Secret Code" she dates Fred Yerkes who remembers everything but her.
* In "The Beard" she went out of her way to turn Robert into a heterosexual but failed.
* In "The Smelly Car" her boyfriend Carl can't stand the stench of her hair.
* In "The Rye" her saxophone boyfriend John Germaine is ruined after they make out before the judges.
* In "The Stand-in" her boyfriend took "it out" of his pants after they had a laughing fit.
* She also dated The Wiz but was just entranced with him because she had seen him before in car commercials.
* In "The Gum", Elaine talks about having once dated Lloyd Braun, a mentally unstable politician and protégé of Kramer, and she wonders if he had a psychological break-down because she broke up with him.
* In "The Little Jerry", Elaine is dating Kurt, who proposes to her right after he realizes he's growing bald.
am I missing something here? where is David Puddy listed? he was most significant of them all!
christyne13
08-01-2007, 03:07 PM
am I missing something here? where is David Puddy listed? he was most significant of them all!
esp in light of slut comment :keke
esp in light of slut comment :keke
MashkaNYC
08-01-2007, 03:08 PM
Puddy!! lolllllllll
DEEPER KEMICAL
08-01-2007, 03:14 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Seinfeld_Ep_109_The_Face_Painter.png
puddy was great..his all time response
"yea thats right..."
puddy was great..his all time response
"yea thats right..."
J. Martin
08-01-2007, 03:54 PM
Puddy was awesome
High Five
High Five
Gspot555
08-01-2007, 05:47 PM
El Diablo!!!
Lance Burkhart
08-01-2007, 06:08 PM
she also had a crush on that video store clerk whose movies picks she loved, until she realized he was like 14
Gspot555
08-02-2007, 01:14 PM
she also had a crush on that video store clerk whose movies picks she loved, until she realized he was like 14
Gene
LOL
Gene
LOL
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