Guess Whooooo?

[Eleni]

Why She’s So Cranky

She isn’t eating. She hasn’t been eating for weeks, hellbent on losing what she calls some extra padding but what everyone else calls … nothing. There is nothing to lose. But still she needs to lose it.

Started dieting furiously a couple of months ago but wasn’t seeing results quickly enough so she’s cut back the food and as a result has turned into a total hag, chewing people out during production meetings, yelling at catering staff for daring to bring food near her, and getting into a little shoving match with her own publicist, who has the unfortunate position of having to attend to her as she ramps up promotion, over scheduling.

On the plus side, she is indeed growing ever slimmer. But the thinness is now accompanied by a telltale glassy look in her eyes which isn’t entirely unfamiliar. Being skinny can make you dependent and cranky and weak…

Which is why she hasn’t been able to finish a day’s work all week, always begging off early, complaining of the flu, or a migraine...and now the project is behind schedule, her agent has been called, and a talking-to is in the works. Career not in jeopardy… yet. But probably soon if she doesn’t start eating.


Short and Blind

Which lead singer of a band that’s all about giving back and clean living and saving the world abandoned his wife and children for a woman he met online last summer?

Which tv starlet was so hard up for “happy” the other day, she couldn’t stop twitching, resulting in too many wasted takes?

[Eleni]

Take Coke for the Pain

Love hurts. Her pride hurts. Betrayed and humiliated, she’s taking a break from her relationship woes and has decided to dash off on holiday with friends.

Fun in the sun and a boozy vacay – perhaps what she needs to put things in perspective. But upon arrival, she decided alcohol was apparently not enough. And neither is marijuana. This kind of heartache requires the hard stuff.

Cocaine is the magic solution. Which is why she’s been blowing the pain away through her nose, a side of her that’s anathema to the squeaky clean, anti-drug image that’s been played out in the papers.

[Eleni]

How He Holds Her

Opportunity knocks but the past also drags. She has much to look forward to, and big shoes to fill, but the work is steady and only getting steadier and being attached to highly anticipated projects never hurts either.

Only slight problem… the man in her life isn’t exactly supportive. Part jealousy, part insecurity, and he knows how to hold her, even though she’d much rather, personally and professionally, be rid of the baggage.

Unfortunately he is unscrupulously forcing her to love him by good old fashioned blackmail. Because somehow she found herself in a delicate situation not too long ago and decided not to join the 08/08/08 sweepstakes. When she took care of it without his blessing, he hit the roof, and threatened to go public. She and her management have placated him for now.

But it’s the kind of scandal that would not sit well with the MiniVan Majority.

And so she’s waiting it out. Waiting for the right time to cut him loose, while he keeps pressing to make their commitment more permanent.

[joe!]

:shootme

[joe!]

ok enough already....

who are these people?????

[Alexa910]

for the band member one my guess would be bono :giveup

[just jess]

How He Holds Her

Opportunity knocks but the past also drags. She has much to look forward to, and big shoes to fill, but the work is steady and only getting steadier and being attached to highly anticipated projects never hurts either.

Only slight problem… the man in her life isn’t exactly supportive. Part jealousy, part insecurity, and he knows how to hold her, even though she’d much rather, personally and professionally, be rid of the baggage.

Unfortunately he is unscrupulously forcing her to love him by good old fashioned blackmail. Because somehow she found herself in a delicate situation not too long ago and decided not to join the 08/08/08 sweepstakes. When she took care of it without his blessing, he hit the roof, and threatened to go public. She and her management have placated him for now.

But it’s the kind of scandal that would not sit well with the MiniVan Majority.

And so she’s waiting it out. Waiting for the right time to cut him loose, while he keeps pressing to make their commitment more permanent.


Kate Hudson? :hmmm

[Alexa910]

Kate Hudson? :hmmm

i was thinking maybe katie holmes :giveup

[just jess]

the big shoes to fill thing made me think it was kate..bc of her mamma

[eL FryEdo]

kate moss

[just jess]

and im thinking its someone who is not married bc it says "he is forcing her to make things more permanent" :hmmm

[Alexa910]

the cocaine one could be anybody

[Dolce Corazon]

:shuffle this is mind stimulating

[Eleni]

for the band member one my guess would be bono :giveup

It has been confirmed that its not him!



Kate Hudson? :hmmm

No idea people say who they think it is and I get a yes or no ..Ill keep you guys updated tho!


i was thinking maybe katie holmes :giveup

Its been confirmed already that its NOT her

[joe!]

:shootme

[RepoU2]

:hmmm just a few stabs in the dark, I've been off the TMZ wagon for about 6 weeks :shuffle

1: Jessica Simpson
2: no clue
3: Miley Cyrus
4: no idea
5: A. Jolie or Beyonce

[genie]

the lead singer one might be the barenaked ladies singer but that was a few months ago...it was in an old people magazine I read at the hair salon this weekend. haha.

[Alexa910]

the lead singer one might be the barenaked ladies singer but that was a few months ago...it was in an old people magazine I read at the hair salon this weekend. haha.

i think you're right now that i think about it

[Alexa910]

It has been confirmed that its not him!




No idea people say who they think it is and I get a yes or no ..Ill keep you guys updated tho!



Its been confirmed already that its NOT her

post more i like these even though i get them wrong:shuffle