This sounds old...but I liked it....and seems kinda true.....

If u treat her nice she says"yaar mujhe line de raha hai"

If u dont she says"kitna akarta hai"

If u dress nicely she says"mujhay impress karna chata hai"

If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"

If u argue with her she says"ziddi hai"

If u sit quietly she says"dumb hai"

If u act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her

If she acts smarter she think its her right

If u dont love her she says"is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon ka saath chakar hai"

If u love her she says"peechay hi par gayaa hai"

If u dont tell her ur prob she says" u r not honest 2 me"

If u do tell to her she says "u r a problem child"

If u scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"

If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becuz i care"