Tiger Woods Craigslist ad

[stefanm3]

http://longisland.craigslist.org/csr/1500247643.html


I am looking for a Tiger Woods look alike who will be willing to accompany me to a Christmas Party. You must pretend to be like Tiger Woods and tell people you are Asian and Black. You must have teeth like Tiger Woods, if not, I could possibly supply a prosthetic buck device. I will also supply an authentic Tiger Woods outfit including,

1 Orange Gray and Cream colored Long sleeve Nike polo golf shirt
1 pair of Nike golfing slacks (gray)
1 pair of gray golf socks
1 pair of gray and orange golf shoes - Nike
1 Nike Tiger Woods cap
a few golf clubs should complete the outfit

We will be riding in my new black Escalade which directly after the party, you must crash (lightly) into a nearby tree or fence post. This must happen when everyone is walking out of the country club. Don't worry, I am insured. I will then exit the passenger side of the vehicle with a golf club in hand and comence to beat some of the windows out. I am not sure how hard I will have to do this but I know I am pretty strong. Anyways, if you are asian, light complexioned black, or latino with asian type eyes and curly hair, we may be able to pull this off. The party is 12/19/2009 at 9:30pm

Must be able to make a few ads like the one on this page http://freewhopper.blogspot.com/


Location: Huntington
Compensation: $1,000 9pm - 2am
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.



PostingID: 1500247643

[stormdrizzle]

lol

[GeorgeJung5]

another reason why people with too much money need to find a real hobby